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“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?
can we talk about the hemsworth brothers
- chris: hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
- liam: it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
- chris: oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
- liam: yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
- chris: oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
- liam: haha that's all?
- chris: oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
- liam: cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
- chris: no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl
- liam: don't forget to call mum for mother's day
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick